What is the meaning of life? Is there a God? Why is belly button fluff always blue? These questions have led to wars, famine and sleepless nights for millennia, but there's one with even greater importance -- which is better, Mac OS X or Windows Vista?

The debate needs to end. It's time for a definitive answer. We've decided to settle the question once and for all in the fairest way possible -- with an Elizabethan-style duel.

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Warning: content is dubious at best. Just look at the pretty pictures.